I got a wine uncorker! I used it once to open a bottle of Noble Vines red blend- the black label with the giant red 1 on it. It was delicious! I drank it while I ate chinese food and played Donkey Kong.
A couple of weeks ago I bought a bottle of Noble Vines merlot- the black label with the giant red 181 on it. I twisted the uncorker into the cork and pulled and yanked and jibber-jabbered, until I managed to bend the uncorker to a 45 degree angle.
It is now useless.
And I, again, don't have an uncorker to open the bottle of Noble Vines red blend that I love so much. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD A SWORD TO CHOP IT WITH.